communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

(Source: communistbakery)

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offsetshawty:

Girl: uhhhhhh I’ll take a coke
Server: alright and for you sir?
Me: nothin this hoe knew she was posed to get water w/ lemon nevermind tho we finna go thank you

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tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett)

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